Hello humans, both great and small.
My Dada spends an awful lot of time at his computer, when he should be paying attention to ME! And apparently, the rest of you humans listen to what he has to say. So, now it’s my turn.
I go by many names, but you humans can call me the_miniature_monochrome_lion. I’ll be talking to you about really important stuff, that all humans should know about, but rarely do. You might say, I’m offering a feline purrspective on things. (Dada says that I have to be kind when I’m talking to you, and that I can’t actually say that cats are smarter than humans.)
So, what bits of wisdom should I impart to you humans today, I wonder? Oh, I know, I will talk to you about one of the great forces of the universe, WAWA. My Dada, says it a bit differently than I do, but it’s the wet stuff that comes out of my sink and fountain, my dada makes mouth noises for it that sound like, WA-TER. Whatever you call it, it’s pretty important. Did you know that humans are made up of 60% water, according to a US government website? (https://www.usgs.gov/special-topics/water-science-school/science/water-you-water-and-human-body#:~:text=Up%20to%2060%25%20of%20the,bones%20are%20watery%3A%2031%25. ) (Cats don’t care much about governments, but I hear you humans do.)
This means that you humans, are basically squishy water sacks. So, you should be drinking a lot of WAWA, so that you can be around to serve your kitty royalty, like me, for a long time. Also, it’s important to give your kitties lots of WAWA as well. I learned after doing some research, that not everybody can get Wawa when they need it. This is a tragedy, but luckily, with my kitty brain, I’ve found a solution. You humans can give your little green papers to places that help people everywhere get WAWA. Even if you don’t have green pieces of paper, you can still share information about organizations that help humans to get WAWA! I’ve told my Dada to use his wonderful thumbs, and computer, to get what he calls resources, for you to go to. He is such a well-trained little human! Anyways, here they are, so go forth, and conquer! I will see you next time humans of the world!
Sincerely yours,
the_miniature_monochrome_lion
https://uswateralliance.org/about-us/vision-for-a-one-water-future/ (US-based water and water issues initiative)
https://www.waterwelltrust.org/#:~:text=The%20Water%20Well%20Trust%20is,isolated%20and%20difficult%20to%20reach. (focuses on making sure that American humans have WAWA to drink.)
https://water.org/ (organization working internationally to provide clean water to many countries)
https://bloodwater.org/ (this organization pulls double duty by fighting the water and AIDS crisis within the continent of Africa.)
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